Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, Since most of you will be heading back to school in the next 7-14 days I thought I’d take a few moments to teach you all….
ATTENTION BOYS AND GIRLS…
Are you an outsider or do you think you stand out from the crowd? Perhaps you just could care less what people think about you and are sick of stuck up people and their pointless little cliques.
If this is the case then YOU NEED TO START YOUR OWN CLIQUE!
Although there are already many cliques out there to choose from, you need one that tells people your different, special, and you walk to the beat of your own broken drum!
Start Your Own Trench Coat Clique
Steps
- Start by wearing a long (knee-length or longer) trench coat. You can button it up or leave it open-either way works. (BLACK! NOT GREY… Grey trench coats belong to a whole diff clique!)
- Get together with some friends and convince them to adapt this look as well. Meet after school or on your spare time with your newly formed trench coat club.
- During meetings, talk about trench coats and wear your coats.
- Make sure that you or one of your new trench coat buddies has access to guns, you might need them later
Tips
- Be nice to people. Just because you have your own group, it doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
- If you don’t feel like being nice, just walk around looking mean!
- Don’t care what people think!
- If people stare, bark at them
- Walk fast so your coat swooshes around you (Girls LOVE this!)
- Sew ball-bearings into the lining at the bottom of your coat for extra swooshiness.
- Trench coats (especially really long ones) make great blankets, so when your mom and dad throw you out for being a freak your trench coat can double as a blanket.
Warnings
- You might be made fun of!
- If something bad happens at your school, your group will be the one people look at.
- Recognize that you are forming a clique, and are emphasizing the separation between you and the people who are not already in your clique. Don’t become the evil that you are criticizing.
- Don’t be discriminatory and dont be negative or bully others for being different than your group.
Things You’ll Need
- trench coat
- close friends
- access to guns and ammo (Just in case
) - Black clothing
- Eye Liner (Not mandatory but it won’t hurt)
- Tactical weapons training (again just in case)
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