Lucifer Jones “The Real Devil”

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, as most of you know,

I’ve been posting some funny little tid bits on Twitter @therealdevil Originally they were “Make The World More Evil”

then they evolved into “Make The World More Interesting” and a few other wordings.

Well, just for your viewing pleasure I will attempt to copy/paste all my current tweets of “Make The World More Interesting” here.

For the record 99% of these were written by yours truly AND I write them off the top of my devilish head lol

So without further ado, here we go…..

LUCIFER JONES PRESENTS: MAKE THE WORLD A MORE INTERESTING PLACE VOLUME ONE:

The following @therealdevil “Tweets” were written from July 1st - July 11th 2009

• don’t forget to help make the world a more interesting place! you can do your part today! bark at your neighbors

• don’t forget to help make the world a more interesting place! you can do your part today! take a bath with your toaster!

• help make the world a more interesting place! you can do your part today! Give to Charities using counterfeit bills!

• make the world a more interesting place! you can do your part today! when out in public argue with yourself LOUDLY!

• help make the world a more interesting place: Go into a gift store and demand your gift!

• help make the world a more interesting place: run through a crowded store yelling “Billy get back here” and make ppl help find your lil bro

• help make the world a more interesting place: walk around town with a fire extinguisher…. and a trench coat

• help make the world a more interesting place: flash blind people

• help make the world a more interesting place: Scream at your reflection in mirrors at the mall

• help make the world a more interesting place: reprogram your friends TV’s menus to germen

• help make the world a more interesting place: go to the nearest kingdom hall and knock on THIER DOORS!

• help make the world a more interesting place: carry a six pack into your local AA meeting

• help make the world a more interesting place: Goto your local orphanage and go Simon cowell on them

• help make the world a more interesting place: see that guy with the helmet? tell him santa is dead

• help make the world a more interesting place: go to old folks home and visit random people, convince them your their family

• help make the world a more interesting place: drive backwards through the drive-through, hand them a bag of food and yell $7.49 PLEASE!

• help make the world a more interesting place: crabwalk down the ally at your local bowling ally, use your own “balls”

• help make the world a more interesting place: push an empty stroller down the road, and talk to it (loudly) PPL WILL LOOK!!!

• help make the world a more interesting place: post a classified ad in lost and found for your virginity

• help make the world a more interesting place: take a huge stuffed teddy bear out to dinner

• help make the world a more interesting place: drive down the road and scream “Happy Birthday” to random people

• help make the world a more interesting place: drop a doll off a freeway overpass during rush-hour

• help make the world a more interesting place: fill condoms with mayo and stick them on strange places
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: call 411 and ask where your keys are
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: toss Baby Ruth’s in random swimming pools
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: Offer haircuts to bald people
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: twit about the perfect crime, inspire others
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: adopt a monkey, they make great pets!
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: dress up like a bunny and smash eggs on the sidewalk
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: recite Shakespeare in drag at your local park
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: fondle produce and moan loudly at the market
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: stack up beer-cans in front of your local AA meeting place
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: call random people and say “Grandma died” then hang up
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: strip nude and cover yourself in peanutbutter, then run around screaming “Who’s got the jelly”
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: drop acid and learn to fly!
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: buy 25 “For Sale” signs and put them near random houses
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: send pizza’s to “Over-Eater Meetings”
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: carry around a huge foam finger everywhere you go
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: go to your local sexshop and ask for live demos of the toys
  
• help make the world a more interesting place: have a bake sale and use pot in the goods!

To Be Continued Tomorrow

                 

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