Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here….
Just stopping by to explain my absence as of late, THIS is one of my 2nd busiest times of the year, the dreaded Back To School Time!
From Aug - Sept Hell is SWAMPED with “deals” seems everyone wants to to sell their soul around this time lol
Moms and Dads so they can afford the supplies
Boys, so they can get the girl this year, or to not be bullied like last year
Girls, so they are popular, skinny, and get nailed by the football team
Teachers, for the raise in pay that will never come
Principles, so they don’t get caught drinking in the office and banging teenage girls
And the list goes on and on.
It’s times like this when I have to sit back and laugh when people think I’m “loosing” the numbers game with god, if anything Heaven is becoming more and more empty by the day, and here in hell once again we are going to have to expand in order to accommodate the influx of new souls.
Well… I hate to cut this short but my work is never done, I will be back in full evil swing in the next week or so
Until next time…..
HAIL ME!
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