Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, today I’d like to post an open letter to the ‘gods’ of media…
Dear Media “Gods” …..
For the love of all that is sacred in this world, stop with the fucking reality television shows! I do not give one flying fuck on a rolling donut if America has talent, or what big brother is doing or if there will be a survivor. I care not if anyone thinks they can dance, sing or any other god damn thing!
I tire of watching cops chase crooks who claim to be lost, or animals attacking a stupid aussie man with a hat and a stick, or the millions upon millions of shock crock talk shows that show Clem and Martha redneck who like to dress up like clowns and butt fuck their stuffed animals on the court house lawn.
What the fuck is wrong with your society? Why must you live the train wreak mentality? You know what that is? It’s what happens when your driving down the road and you come upon an accident and you slow down and look.
And why do the networks continue to keep cranking out show after show of this mindless brain dead drivel? Why? Well it’s pretty damn simple, they do it cause you fucks lap it up like mothers milk! So before you can come to a better night of entertainment you all must stop suckling on the teat of the reality networks.
Remember when MTV used to play music? Yes its true back in the 80’s that’s all they played was music, then they created a show called Remote Control and since then it’s been a fast paced Real world Road rules Fear ride to hell while they raid your room and date your mom, I’m starting to wonder if MTV is owned by Fox.
Until Next Time…
HAIL ME!
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