Lucifer Jones “The Real Devil”

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, Yeah it’s been a while since I’ve posted I know, but things just get so damn busy for me during the summer months so I’m not able to be as active as I’d like to be with the website, twitter, and myspace.

The world has suffered a HUGE loss and NO I’m not talking “Wacko Jacko” or “Drug addled Farrah” I’m speaking of someone who’s passing will be a mear footnote within the media, well unless you count the tasteless jokes that will be made.

R.I.P. BILLY MAYS

One of the world’s most famous “Pitchmen” you saw him on countless TV spots, the interent as well as his show on The Discovery Channel “Pitchmen”

It was a pretty simple deal, you either Loved him or Hated him, we here in Hell LOVED Billy, and decided a long time ago that if we ever needed a pitchman for Hell there could be no other then Billy Mays.

Will Billy Mays be joining us here in Hell you might ask? well I’d love to say yes, and that he will be put in charge of Hell’s Marketing Dept. (as was the plan in my eyes) but,

I will not speak on the matter at this time, and some of you might think that is a cop-out, considering I was VERY vocal about Michael Jackson moonwalking into hell at 6pm est on Friday, and that Farah showed up asking for drugs, and even Ed showed up screaming “Wheeeeeeere’s Johnny”

But there is a huge difference, I RESPECTED Billy Mays, so I will be the bigger devil and NOT poke fun at his death, or tell you he is here in hell, out of respect to his family and friends, BUT let me also add…

Billy Mays was ALWAYS on our “Burning Soon” list for the purpose of our blogs, and other websites and storylines, so after a period of appropriate time, I’m sure we will implement that as a storyline, I just thought and wish we had many many more years before that would happen.

This is a very sad day indeed.

I will leave you, my minions with a video retrospective on the man who was hands down the best Pitchman ever!

R.I.P. Billy Mays II

and to Billy Sr., Billy III , Deborah and the rest of the family, our thoughts are with you.

Until next time…..

Hail Me!

                 

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