Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, Today is a sad sad day for almost 5 years now Julia Child has been running our kitchens here in hell, but today she demanded a job transfer, and IF I did not honor her request she would just quit anyway.
Well, that put me into a sticky situation, truth be told her cooking was not all that great, BUT she is one of the only ‘famous chefs’ we have down here so I really did not want to loose her.
I ended up granting her new job request under duress, she is now our new ‘arts and crafts coordinator’ WHY she wanted that position so bad I’ll never know.
BUT, now there is a job opening here in hell, so if your a talented chef and your willing to relocate then please drop off your resume to your local DMV and I or one of my staff will review it promptly.
IF you happen to have a TV show right now, or in the past few years, DO NOT BOTHER sending in your resume, you will be here soon enough!
Until next time…
Hail Me!
Tags: cooking, food, fox tv, hell's kitchen, julia child
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