Lucifer Jones “The Real Devil”

Greetings Minions Of Lucifer Jones, Guest Writer Loki Here,  today we will once again continue on our discussion on the bullshit brainwashing that is organized religion.

now by now allot of you might think of me to be a godless atheist punk, but I am far from that, In
fact I consider myself to be a highly religious person, I just refuse to buy into man made bullshit propaganda that has
been spoon fed and misconstrued through the ages to instill fear and brainwash its followers, look at our most bloodiest wars.
look at our most corrupted officials, look at your tv ministers, ‘god’ has been the reasoning behind all of this, so once again lets wade through some more shit and find the real truth hiding within.

The Stories Of The Bible as translated by  Loki

In the beginning it was dark…. we pretty much all know how this goes, it was dark, then 6 days later there was an entire world populated with plants, animals, rivers, streams etc etc etc, then on the 7th day God took a day off.

God created Adam the first human being. and Adam was created in god’s image, meaning Adam was a clone of god, then god took Adam’s rib and from that created Eve the first woman, now lets stop right here and break this down……

Adam was created in god’s image, from Adams body (DNA) Eve was created, since Eve was created SOLELY from Adam’s rib and god’s breath what does that make Eve? a twin of Adam,  now heres another funny thing, NOWHERE in the bible does it mention Adam or Eve being anything other then full grown adults, no childhood, no learning, no growing just a clone of god, and a clone of a clone.

now I dunno about what you would call that, but I for one call Adam & Eve brother and sister, as they both came from the same dna & bloodline (get it yet?)

Ok back to the bible, Adam & Eve live in the garden of eden, and they have but one little rule to follow,

DO NOT EAT THE APPLES

well again we all know the story, a talking snake told eve to eat the apple, she did and goodbye garden, God cast out his clones and they were forced to live ‘in the wild’ without god because they defied his one and only rule. (break time) ok, so Adam was created in god’s image, I call him a clone, of course adam as well as eve would want the apple, and why not, their just like god they were created in his image, their pretty much the children of god, why should god be greedy and keep all the good food for himself?, and ok all jokes aside, why were they not given a chance to repent? according to what you are taught today

no matter what you do, if you repent and you truly mean it god will forgive you for it. nope not if you eat an apple.
that was the first sin, the ‘Original Sin’ the one little tiny bite from a friggan apple that will forever doom EVERYONE
EVER to be born on this earth. thanks adam & eve.

Returning to the bible: Adam and Eve procreated, or fucked for you sick bastards out there, and they produced children those children had children, etc etc (and we break again)

Now, even if you don’t agree with my concept of Adam & Eve being brother and sister, you cannot at all dispute the fact that the entire beginning of the human race was created by the children of Adam & Eve repeatedly having sex with each other, thus if the bible is correct, the world was created as a result of incest and inbreeding.

So there you have the beginning of the catholics most coveted book, a magical man who creates an entire world in 6 days clones, a talking snake, a forbidden apple, and an entire race of people born from incest and inbreeding, and millions of people have not one fucking problem taking this as truth?????

People have died for that story,  people raise children with that story, people try and convert people with that story

I say people are fucking stupid!

Next time we’ll try and figure out why anyone believes this shit in the first place…..

                 

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