Lucifer Jones “The Real Devil”

Greeting Minions Of Lucifer Jones, Guest Writer Loki here, today we will follow up on organized religion talks
and I will break down the 10 commandments for you.

why should I bother with the 10 commandments? well very simple, as I have ascertained they are
bullshit and should be renamed,
“The 7 simple rules to living life and 3 more that no one cares about”

I call these ‘commandments’ bullshit, mainly because (A) I do not believe some magical voice shouted them down from the sky to some man to jot down
and (B) it just so happens that 7 out of the 10 are state and or federal fucking laws! YET there is a separation
of church and state HA HA HA HA, this is the biggest joke of them all, never has been never will be, but keep on
believing all that you are told!

okay enough ranting, onward with todays lesson.

(01) Thou Shall Not Have OTHER Gods Before Me
PROOF That There Are OTHER Gods and pretty much just a whiny plea to be the most important deity on the block

(02) Thou Shall Not Bow Down Before Graven Images
This one is pretty much ENTIRELY a joke, cause as far as the catholics are concerned ANYTHING that is NOT in the likeness of THEIR God would be a “Graven Image” IE The Hindu’s God is a “graven image”

(03) Do Not Take The Lord’s Name In Vein
This one falls under an “enforced Law” IE Swearing, do this in public OR in front of children and you can be arrested or ticketed .

(04) Honer The Sabbath And Keep It Holy (do not work on Sundays)
This one is both funny as hell and SORT of a law, it’s funny because the ONE TRUE day a Priest does MOST of his public work is in fact ON THE SABBATH! and where the law portion comes in would be in a bar, a bar can NOT sell liqueur until AFTER a certain time (it varies from state to state) break this law and your fined up the wazzoo

(05) Honor Thy Mother And Father
This one is pretty much a law, break it and you can be tossed out on the street, or even in jail in some cases.

(06) Thou Shall Not Kill
UNLESS it’s for God or Country, then it’s perfectly acceptable, however do it for your own reasons and you will be put in jail.

(07) Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery
This one is also a law, it varies from state to state again, ,but if your CAUGHT doing this you can loose everything in a divorce, also in some states you can serve up to 3 days in jail lol
(08) Thou Shall Not Steal

(09) Thou Shall Not Bare False Witness (Do Not Lie)
This one is also a law, IF you lie in court you will be fined OR put in jail

(10) Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbors Goods
Now this is almost the best one of all, because if it was NOT for coveting NO ONE would buy ANYTHING, this “Commandment” is not even regarded as a real one any more, and IF it is still in ‘effect’ damn near every last person is breaking this at LEAST once per day

So there you have it “The 7 simple rules to living life and 3 more that no one cares about” follow these and you will be
rewarded AFTER you die, break these and WHILE your still alive the law will fuck you over AND then AFTER you die ‘God’ will see to it that you suffer some more in HELL.

now can someone PLEASE tell me why so many people actually buy into the entire catholic bullshit?

All 10 of those so called “rules from God” are NOTHING more then methods to control people, do this, don’t do that, but taken to a whole new extreme, IF you are bold enough to break these ‘rules’ then you will burn forever and ever in the afterlife… UNLESS you “repent” LOL

Next time we will delve into the stories of the bible

                 

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