Greetings Minions of Lucifer Jones, Guest Writer Loki Here.
today I would like to expound a bit on my findings and beliefs on
organized religion.
First and foremost let me explain that I myself DO believe there is in
fact some sort of ‘god’ out there, however I do not believe nor do I
condone the normal ‘organized religions’
So without any further ado, let me start with a bit of humor further cementing
my eternal place in hell if I happen to be wrong about all of this shit.
I’m going to ask you two very simple questions
(1) Do you believe in god?
(2) Do you believe in Santa?
Now most of you have just answered yes, and then laughed and said NO. well heres where your wrong.
From the conclusions I have came to over the years, you cannot believe in God but not Santa, and I will explain why.
I do not care which story came first, as they are both exactly the same, granted they both have little variences to
them, but at any rate they are pretty much the same friggan story…..
God lives up in heaven - Santa lives in the north pole
God sees all that you do - Santa sees you when your sleeping etc etc
God has a list of 10 things, do them and you go to hell -
Santa has a list of good and bad, get on the bad list and you get coal
God had 12 aposals, but only 8 were actively mentioned, the other 4 were mere footnotes
Santa has 8 reindeer that pulled his sleigh, yet in all artwork there were 12 shown
If your good and follow the rules of God you get rewarded in Heaven
If your good and follow the rules of santa you get presents
Last but not least…….
No one has EVER met the real God yet there are many men who claim to speak for him
No one has EVER met the real Santa yet there is one in every store at Christmas
As funny as the above may sound think about it really hard, and you will in fact see my points
you cannot put your faith into something that matches so closely to Santa which you know is 100% fake.
Now, why are these two figures so damn close? well again here is my conclusions……
When we are born to our mother and father we look to them to answer ALL of our questions, they are our gods
they feed us, they cloth us, etc etc, but they need a way to control us, and what better way to control
someone with limited knowledge and intelligence then to create a mythos of a fatman in a red suit who sees
everything that they do, and as long as they are good, once a year they will be rewarded with presents.
this is a perfect way of control, control through fear, as well as bribery, be good and win prizes.
Now as this really has limited results, cause really, as children did we not get toys and shit all through
the year anyway? and if we ever were very very bad the worst thing santa would do is leave us coal in our
stockings, i mean come on who cares about that shit? coal is not that bad, it makes a mess, gets allover the carpet
and hell we can show everyone we are bad kids by taking it to school.
So there needs to be a bigger fear instilled to keep us all in line.
hence the god story is told to us, seeing as we already fell for the Santa story our parents just switch it up
a bit and tell us another whopper. this one uses the same methods as the santa story but the
consequences are much more severe, eternal damnation in hell, burning and screaming forever and ever amen
wow, talk about some killer mind fuck control huh? but most of you do not ever bother to question it.
why? why can you know for certain that there is no fat fuck man who breaks into your house once a year while your
sleeping and eats your food and drinks your milk and leaves you gifts under your tree, BUT you have no friggan
problems putting all of your faith in a bearded man up in the clouds who will put you through a living hell if
you don’t follow his 10 rules of life??
come on people you have brains lets try and use um now?
Next time we’ll take a look at the 10 commandments and why they are useless………….
-Loki-
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