Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, it’s Weds and were still going through hell (no pun intended) trying to figure out the finances from last week’s Bake Sale!
I’ve gotten hundreds of emails asking if Beatrice “Bea” Arthur was here in hell or not, well good news and bad news, Bea is here, however her cock managed to make it to heaven.
Why would Bea be here in hell? Well to put it as simple as I can, she sold her soul back in 1966 to play the part of “Vera Charles” to Angela Lansbury’s Mame. (That role won her a Tony, and from there on her career just kept truckin.
Also, Richard Simmons just stopped by for morning exercise, I think he was trying to hit on Azrael, I might have to revoke his guest pass, he’s been coming down here to visit and help exercise various demons here in hell ever since the 80’s when I helped him get his ‘Deal a meal’ thing going.
technically, that means that his soul belongs to me and upon his death he will be joining me here in hell, but truth be told, he TOTALLY creeps me out, so I think I might just let God have him and maybe swap out John Lennon or something.
Anyway, I got to get going, today is a busy day
Until next time….
Hail Me!
Tags: bea aurthur, go to hell, golden girls, hell, lucifer
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