Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here.
I just woke up from the strangest dream…. yes I do dream, any way so there I was standing at the gates of heaven with my bags and ticket (YES you DO in fact need a ticket to get into heaven), anyway that little punk Peter was at the gate and he said…. hmmmmm what are you doing here? I told him I had no clue but since I was there could I come in. He checked the list, and then picked up a mic and said “God, God please pick up the white courtesy phone, God please pick up the white courtesy15 phone”
A few moments went by and then the white phone rang, Peter answered it and went through about 5 minutes of hushed talk, while this was going on I looked around the line (it wasn’t very long lol) I handed out my buisness card to all the people on line and told them about our upcoming events in hell… I was cut short by Peter saying “I’m sorry to keep you waiting, you’ve been granted a 20 minute pass”
The main gates opened and a bright light covered the entrance, I walked through and WHAM I was right in the middle of a Walmart! I awoke with a scream…. and then pulled up the blog to write all this down.
Deff a strange dream, no more bags of weed before bed for me.
Until next time….
Hail me!
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