Kick a houseplant day!
I want all of you to find the nearest houseplant and dropkick it across the room!
It really is a victimless crime, it will make you feel better AND there currently is no laws against such a thing…. is it evil, well all depends how you look at it, God made the plants, so they are his creations, they are his possessions, and I guess should be respected, with that said who’s gonna know!
Just look at that plant, sitting there all nonchalant like nothing can hurt it, and besides what the hell has it done for you lately?
so I call on my minions to find the nearest houseplant and run up to it and just kick the shit out of it!
Until next time….
Hail Me!
Leave a Reply