30 Apr 2009

Don’t Worry Too Much About The Swine Flu

Author: Lucifer Jones | Filed under: Uncategorized

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here.

Look, don’t worry too much about the swine flu, it’s pretty much JUST like that bird flu a few years back, it’s really just meant to spark fear and panic in all of you and make money for a select few.

YES, it’s killed a handful of people, but HEY, your ALL going to die… no avoiding it! sorry to break it to you folks, but Death is just the final curtain of life, and once you reach that, you either come party with me in hell or you go float on a cloud in heaven pretty cut and dry really.

But anyway, back to the piggy flu, it’s mostly just all hype, so as Bobby McFerrin said… Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

Until next time….

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