Hello there my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here
I got good news and bad news, today we had our 23rd thousandth annual Hell Bake Sale, and just like all 22,000 before it, well it featured a boat load of burnt baked goods!
There were Jeffery Dahlmer’s Meat Pies, Hitlers Star Of David Cookies, Ike Turner’s Whipped Cream Delights and a whole lot of other stuff as well.
Needless to say, Gandhi did not make anything, but then again he did not eat anything either.
Former Freddie Mac CFO David Kellermann handled all the sales, but I have yet to find out if we actually made any money or not.
At any rate it’s time for me to dole out the nightly tortures, I have something special in mind, tell me what you think of this…..
I have went online and managed to snag EVERYTHING written/preformed by Barry Manilow, and I will be playing it on a loop throughout all of hell, and if THAT doesn’t produce the screams I need to fall asleep I also picked up the new Lady GaGa CD and I will run that for 12 hours on repeat.
Until Next Time…
Hail Me!
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