Lucifer Jones “The Real Devil”

Hello there my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here

I wanted to share with you 10 things you never knew about hell, so without further ado here we go…..

1. We have guest passes for the living
2. We do in fact play shuffleboard on Tuesdays
3. It’s NOT as bad as everyone thinks down here
4. We DO have air conditioning, but NO Ice Water
   
5. Your Grandma IS here
6. The DMV in your town is a portal to hell
7. There is NOT 9 planes of hell, there’s actually 42
8. We are NOT responsible for bad tv shows and or movies
9. you CAN sell your soul, but the going rate is only $19.95
10. We have cake and pie!

Until Next TIme

Hail Me!

                 

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