Make The World More Interesting (Volume Three)

8 Aug 2009

Author: Lucifer Jones | Filed under: Twitter Stuff

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, as most of you know,

I’ve been posting some funny little tid bits on Twitter @therealdevil Originally they were “Make The World More Evil”

then they evolved into “Spread More Evil” & “Make The World More Interesting” and a few other wordings.

Well, just for your viewing pleasure I will attempt to copy/paste all my current tweets of “Make The World More Interesting” here.

For the record 99% of these were written by yours truly AND I write them off the top of my devilish head lol

So without further ado, here we go…..

LUCIFER JONES PRESENTS: MAKE THE WORLD A MORE INTERESTING PLACE VOLUME THREE:

The following @therealdevil “Tweets” were written from July 11th - July 14th 2009

Make The World A More Interesting Place: strip naked and run around screaming “Where’s Waldo???”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go to the laundry matt (bring nothing but bunny outfits) and wash your clothes
Make The World A More Interesting Place: ask random people if peanut butter comes in spray cans
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call up random people and ask them where “molly” is
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go to the beach sit there, then ask people where the plug is
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go to school in a clown outfit, walk around screaming in german, then just leave
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go to victoria’s Secret, have the girl try on outfits for you, when asked who they are for say ME!
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go to an adult movie place and squirt hand lotion all over the row in front of you
Make The World A More Interesting Place: walk around wearing a helmet, and sing showtunes
Make The World A More Interesting Place: halfway through your flight, get up grab a parachute and stand by the EXIT DOOR!
Make The World A More Interesting Place: walk around in public smacking your ass and saying “Who’s yo’daddy”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Yell in a crowded Restaurant “Do I have TO Pay EXTRA For This CockRoach?”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: recreate the civil war with baked goods
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Have a puppet show with your penis
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Fart In A Jar, and give it as a christmas present
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call up your neighbors and ask them “How long should I keep the baby in the dryer?”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: wear christmas lights instead of clothes, ask ppl for extension cords
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go to pooh corners, bring a gun!
Make The World A More Interesting Place: raise field mice, teach them Karate, then sic um on your enemies
Make The World A More Interesting Place: replace braille books with a hot waffle maker
Make The World A More Interesting Place: shrink all your wifes clothes, then wait……
Make The World A More Interesting Place: become an organ doner, then show up with pianos
Make The World A More Interesting Place: hold up a seashell to your ear, then scream “I can hear them sinking and screaming!!!!!!”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: start a flea circus… on your neighbors prize winning pet!
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Raise cockroaches, take them to your friends house (don’t tell them)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: keep trying to learn how to fly, jump from higher places!
Make The World A More Interesting Place: tell random children “YOU’RE ADOPTDED!”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Stick tea bags in the holey water at church (They will appreciate this!)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go a few towns over, tell people you moved in, and your a sex offender, and do they need a sitter
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Walk your neighbor’s dog, bring them back a badger
Make The World A More Interesting Place: you know those flags on your neighbors porches? SWITCH THEM OUT with the house across the street
Make The World A More Interesting Place: dress up in bondage gear, and go to your job interview at the day care center
Make The World A More Interesting Place: dress up in bondage gear and go to the nursing home
Make The World A More Interesting Place: dress up in bondage gear and go to church
Make The World A More Interesting Place: dress up in bondage gear, and go to a PTA meeting
(ok no more bondage gear lol)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: make REAL pea soup, feed it to the homeless
Make The World A More Interesting Place: confuse your cat, bark at it for hours
Make The World A More Interesting Place: confuse your cat, stick a full size photo of a dog on the mirror, make your cat stare at itself
Make The World A More Interesting Place: put goldfish in your neighbor’s bathtub
Make The World A More Interesting Place: mow crop circles in your neighbors yard while they are away
Make The World A More Interesting Place: babysit your neighbors kids, and shave their heads
Make The World A More Interesting Place: teach your neighbors parrot to say “It’s in the closet” over and over again
Make The World A More Interesting Place: if you get stopped by a cop, ask him “Wanna come to my house and take a bath?”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: dress up like a lion, and hump fire hydrants
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Tattoo the phrase “Please Try CPR One Last TIme” on your chest
Make The World A More Interesting Place: sell clothing to nudists
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Sell power tools to the amish
Make The World A More Interesting Place: give a cow to a lactose intolerant relative
Make The World A More Interesting Place: force feed a vegan a steak! (twice)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: light a monk’s robe on fire (see how long he’s silent then!)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: walk around singing the ABC song (In Yiddish)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: convince your goldfish he’s a tutle
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Convince your turtle he’s George Bush
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Pass out joints for Halloween O o
Make The World A More Interesting Place: try to contact your (ALIVE) next door neighbor with a ouija board (See if his phone rings all day)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: try to buy the moon, then sell timeshares
Make The World A More Interesting Place: reprogram a speak n spell to cuss out ppl when they get a word wrong
Make The World A More Interesting Place: replace all the stickers on a rubix cube with dirty pictures
Make The World A More Interesting Place: throw paint at live animals (Beat PETA to the punch)
Make The World A More Interesting Place: drop acid and talk to the houseplants at Wallmart
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call up the food network, ask them how long to cook your nephew
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call the numbers on the missing children posters, tell them the kid is in your basement
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call the suicide hotline, tell them if they don’t go out with you it’s OVER
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call Jenny Craig tell them you just ate a whole Bear, and your still hungry!
Make The World A More Interesting Place: Call the funeral home and ask about financing, work in suicide into the conversation
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call the pound, ask if they can deliver to your Chinese food place
Make The World A More Interesting Place: carry a giant wooden cross around town and tell ppl “I’m back”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: wander into any birthday party, and cry, and then say “I can’t believe you remembered”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: walk into a strangers house on Xmas morning and open the gifts
Make The World A More Interesting Place: glue your gams dentures to her chin
Make The World A More Interesting Place: make a new pen pal (in jail) ask them to come over, give out your Ex’s address
Make The World A More Interesting Place: glue a carrot to your forehand and run through the park yelling HELP HELP HELP
Make The World A More Interesting Place: go to a sperm bank and ask for a withdrawal slip
Make The World A More Interesting Place: walk into a sperm bank with your cheeks puffed out, have a note that says “Can I have a cup”
Make The World A More Interesting Place: dress up like a gorilla and climb a building
Make The World A More Interesting Place: fill your waterbed with feeder fish
Make The World A More Interesting Place: teach puppies how to fly
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call up phone sex lines and sell them Amway
Make The World A More Interesting Place: call up random pizza places, ask for a steak, or lobster
Make The World A More Interesting Place: name your children after Crayon colors
Make The World A More Interesting Place: adopt a pet, then take it back, tell them he refuses to pay rent
Make The World More Interesting: Sell People’s Ashes on Ebay
Make The World More Interesting: Sell a shirt on Ebay, SEND a mountain lion

To Be Continued Tomorrow…..

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