11 Aug 2009
Make The World More Interesting (Volume Six, Six Six)
Author: Lucifer Jones | Filed under: Twitter Stuff
Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here,
By now I would think that you know what’s in this entry, so I will not repeat myself again,
I just want to point out the sheer irony that this ended up taking SIX posts to fit it all in.
Does that mean something?????
Who knows lol.
All I know is that it really was not planned…..
Well maybe just a little bit 
So without further ado, here we go…..
LUCIFER JONES PRESENTS: MAKE THE WORLD A MORE INTERESTING PLACE VOLUME SIX SIX SIX:
The following @therealdevil “Tweets” were written from July 20th - Aug 6th 2009
- Make The World More Interesting: Use midgets as footstools / or stick them in your carry on bags
- Make The World More Interesting: walk into a schoolyard screaming FUCK-Fuck-fuckety-fuck (pull the turrets card if caught)
- Make The World More Interesting: shrink your mom’s clothes, then ask her if she’s getting fat
- Make The World More Interesting: send a pork-roast to your muslim friends
- Make The World More Interesting: put thumb tacks all over your guest bed
- Make The World More Interesting: call up the hospital ask for a cadaver (tell them your LONELY)
- Make The World More Interesting: give sponge bathes to the elderly moan with delight while you do it
- Make The World More Interesting: during your next first date open with this question…. what are your views on fisting?
- Make The World More Interesting: drench your arm in kerosene, light it and fist fuck a goat
- Make The World More Interesting: carry around a ventriloquist dummy and pick up chicks
- Make The World More Interesting: LADIES carry around a beaver in a sack, ask people if they want to see your beaver
- Make The World More Interesting: offer shoe-shines to amputees
- Make The World More Interesting: coat your ex’s vibrator with itching powder / creme
- Make The World More Interesting: send your ex lots of fat ppl porn links
- Make The World More Interesting: photoshop your neighbors faces onto pornstars, print them and hang um around town
- Make The World More Interesting: wet your pants on the bus, sit there crying
- Make The World More Interesting: go to disney land, grab mickey’s crotch
- Make The World More Interesting: go to disney land, Kick Mickey in the crotch and scream “THIS IS FOR GOOFY!”
- Make The World More Interesting: call up a chinese food place, tell them your the pound, ask if they need anything
- Make The World More Interesting: call up random ppl, tell them you thought you were calling the suicide hotline
- Make The World More Interesting: go door to door preaching the gospel of soccer gollies (THEY SAVE!)
- Make The World More Interesting: dress up like a bull and head to a china shop
- Make The World More Interesting: write post-it-notes that say “Pick up genital wart cream” leave them on your friends stuff
- Make The World More Interesting: call up a physic, keep saying “I KNEW YOU’D SAY THAT!”
- Make The World More Interesting: call up radio stations and DEMAND they play the Oscar Myer bologna song
- Make The World More Interesting: get a will drawn up, for your imaginary friend
- Make The World More Interesting: hold a funeral, for your imaginary friend
- Make The World More Interesting: find a fire (house, building etc) bring a stick and a bag of marshmallows
- Make The World More Interesting: go to the park, try to buy people’s kids
- Make The World More Interesting: glue quarters to the floor and watch ppl try to take them
- Make The World More Interesting: tape a dollar bill to a string, take it to the titty bar
- Make The World More Interesting: walk around looking up and saying “Wow….. never saw that before”
- Make The World More Interesting: fondle your self in line at the bank
- Make The World More Interesting: wear silk stalkings to church (and nothing else)
- Make The World More Interesting: dress up like me and go to a revival
- Make The World More Interesting: buy an urn, put it next to your BBQ, ask your friend how they like the cook-out
- Make The World More Interesting: make love to your mrs.butterworth bottle on the subway
- Make Church More Interesting: run around holding your butt and cry, “I can’t believe the preacher did that”
- Make Church More Interesting: drink the wine and scream “WOW God Must have been like 120 proof!”
- Make Church More Interesting: Ask if you can bath in the holy water
- Make Church More Interesting: sip the holy water and then spit it out yelling “WHO PISSED IN THE HOLY WATER”
- Make Church More Interesting: take a few hookers with you
- Make Church More Interesting: dress up like a bum (see if you get tossed out)
- Make Church More Interesting: light up a joint
- Make Church More Interesting: drink a fifth
- Make The World More Interesting: kidnap children, give them tattoos, then send them back home
- Make The World More Interesting: go to a taping of oprah, tape tampons under all the seats
- Make The World More Interesting: tell dirty jokes to nuns
- Make The World More Interesting: hire a midget to follow you everywhere, dress them up like an umpa loompa
- Make The World More Interesting: coat all the doorknobs in your friends house with butter
- Make The World More Interesting: get a few tards together and have a tard-o-lympics!
- Make The World More Interesting: Replace all the kids movies at blockbuster with hard core porn!
- Make The World More Interesting: Tape over “Books On Tape” with Readings From The Phonebook
- Make The World More Interesting: Glues money to the sidewalk, record ppl who try to snatch it… then YOUTUBE!
- Make The World More Interesting: Put your dead relatives on the web
- Make The World More Interesting: Sign up for credit cards under your pets name
- Make The World More Interesting: Book a flight, tell them your bringing 4 caskets with you, but their small, ask about overhead storage
- Make The World More Interesting: duct tape your pets to the ceiling, then invite your neighbors over to see
- Make The World More Interesting: strip naked, cover yourself in glow in the dark paint, run through town at 4am
- Make The World More Interesting: look through the obituary’s, call the survivors and ask to talk to the deceased.
- Make The World More Interesting: open up a petting zoo with dead animals
- Make The World More Interesting: shave and then tye-dye your pets
- Make The World More Interesting: dress your pet up like a clown, then let it loose around town…. tape the reaction
- Make The World More Interesting: try to have phonesex with bill collectors
- Make The World More Interesting: Call Jenny Craig and order 10 pizzas, DON’T GIVE UP!
- Make The World More Interesting: Try to enlist your pets to the military
PHEEEWWWWW
Until Next Time…….
HAIL ME!
Tags: @therealdevi, comedy, funny, how to be evil, make the world more interesting, spread more evil, tweets, twitter
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