Lucifer Jones “The Real Devil”

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here,

What started out as one blog post has now turned into four lol, I forgot just how many of these things I did, but to recap for those of you who are late to the Hell Party, OR who like to read stuff out of order….

as most of you know,I’ve been posting some funny little tid bits on Twitter @therealdevil Originally they were “Make The World More Evil”

then they evolved into “Spread More Evil” & “Make The World More Interesting” and a few other wordings.

Well, just for your viewing pleasure I will attempt to copy/paste all my current tweets of “Make The World More Interesting” here.

For the record 99% of these were written by yours truly AND I write them off the top of my devilish head lol

So without further ado, here we go…..

LUCIFER JONES PRESENTS: MAKE THE WORLD A MORE INTERESTING PLACE VOLUME FOUR:

The following @therealdevil “Tweets” were written from July 14th - July 17th 2009

• Make The World More Interesting: sit in the middle of traffic with sidewalk chalk

• Make The World More Interesting: draw body outlines with chalk around town

• Make The World More Interesting: put up police crime scene tape at churches

• Make The World More Interesting: duct-tape your pets to the ceiling

• Make The World More Interesting: Teach monkeys to use power tools (chainsaws are FUN)

• Make The World More Interesting: take a baseball bat to the driving range

• Make The World More Interesting: go to the mall in scuba gear
  
• Make The World More Interesting: feed seagulls CHICKEN
  
• Make The World More Interesting: call up random people and ask where you mommie is
  
• Make The World More Interesting: use a midget as a footstool
  
• Make The World More Interesting: stick a human foot in your neighbors mailbox
  
• Make The World More Interesting: go to the store and taunt meat
  
• Make The World More Interesting: dress up like a nun and go see a dirty movie
  
• Make The World More Interesting: MOO at fat people
  
• Make The World More Interesting: take your kids to a burned down building say “Oh no Disneyland burned down”
  
• Make The World More Interesting: have a garage sale and sell used sponges (contraceptive sponges)
  
• Make The World More Interesting: dress up like santa and go down random chimneys (No Bottoms)
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Eat ham or bacon in front of Muslims, moan very loud!
  
• Make The World More Interesting: go to Tacobell ask if they have Lay-A-Way
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Take pennies to the dollar store
  
• Make The World More Interesting: open a lemonade stand USE VODKA
  
• Make The World More Interesting: take your PETA friends on a hunting trip
  
• Make The World More Interesting: LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE (at a fireworks booth)
  
• Make The World More Interesting: build crack houses out of legos and lincon logs
  
• Make The World More Interesting: build a house out of sheep, stay warm in the winter
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Drunk dial women you don’t know, beg them to take you back
  
• Make The World More Interesting: go shopping at all the nice stores, brag about your family money, never buy a thing
  
• Make The World More Interesting: in the middle of a world series game, streak the field wearing bunny ears and a tail
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Visit people in a burn ward, ask them if they have a light
  
• Make The World More Interesting: build a city out of mash potatoes in your hall closet
  
• Make The World More Interesting: take a bath with canned peas
  
• Make The World More Interesting: play pin the tail on the donkey with a real donkey
  
• Make The World More Interesting: cover your walls with perfume samples
  
• Make The World More Interesting: save all your sweat in jars, throw them at homeless people
  
• Make The World More Interesting: go to the public restroom, cover your hand in chocolate sauce reach under the stall and ask for some TP
  
• Make The World More Interesting: steal a kids bike and pick up hitchhikers
  
• Make The World More Interesting: offer sex services to 90 year old women
  
• Make The World More Interesting: walk around the playground in a teddy bear suit (and carry a rifle)
  
• Make The World More Interesting: stay up for 5 days straight then go out driving
  
• Make The World More Interesting: torture balloon animals (In Public)
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Teach your friends parrot to say “I Smell Rotten Pussy”
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Put lots of live fish in the washers at the laundromat
  
• Make The World More Interesting: draw a face on your hand and talk to it out in public
  
• Make The World More Interesting: shoot your own thanksgiving turkey AT THE SUPERMARKET!
  
• Make The World More Interesting: wear a suit of armor to a nude beach
  
• Make The World More Interesting: open a rabid animal petting zoo
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Open a heavy petting zoo
  
• Make The World More Interesting: send your Ex’s photo to the FBI, tell them to add you to their ‘most wanted list’
  
• Make The World More Interesting: send your neighbor’s photo to the FBI, tell them to add you to their ‘most wanted list’
  
• Make The World More Interesting: send your grandma’s photo to the FBI, tell them to add you to their ‘most wanted list’
  
• Make The World More Interesting: pretend your phone is tapped,. have more interesting convos!
  
• Make The World More Interesting: call the make a wish foundation tell them you want to bang a celeb
  
• Make The World More Interesting: call the make a wish foundation tell them you want to kill a homeless person
  
• Make The World More Interesting: call the make a wish foundation tell them you want to be a porn star
  
• Make The World More Interesting: call the make a wish foundation tell them you want to be president for one day
  
• Make The World More Interesting: call the make a wish foundation tell them you’d like to kill someone
  
• Make the World More Interesting: adopt the philosophy that STD’s are like Pokemon “You gotta catch um all!”
  
• Make The World More Interesting: fill your neighbors pool with mac-n-cheese!
  
• Make The World More Interesting: wander around town carrying a toaster
  
• Make The World More Interesting: push a stroller around town, put a puppy in it, make ppl look at it
  
• Make The World More Interesting: push a stroller around town, put a lamb in it, make ppl look at it
  
• Make The World More Interesting: push a stroller around town, put a pile of dirty clothes in it, make ppl look at it
  
• Make The World More Interesting: throw broccoli at passing people
  
• Make The World More Interesting: take a monkey to the prom
  
• Make The World More Interesting: shit in your neighbors yard, while they check their mail
  
• Make The World More Interesting: order a penis shaped cake have it say “Happy 5th Birthday Timmy”
  
• Make The World More Interesting: Give roadkill as christmas presents
  
• Make The World More Interesting: send flowers to random people with a card that says “Sorry for the herpes”

To Be Continued Tomorrow….

                 

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