Make The World More Interesting (Volume five)

10 Aug 2009

Author: Lucifer Jones | Filed under: Twitter Stuff

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here,

Well here we grow again, I honestly NEVER thought when I started this five days ago that it would really take five days to list all of these lol,

For those of you late to the party…

I’ve been posting some funny little tid bits on Twitter @therealdevil Originally they were “Make The World More Evil”

then they evolved into “Spread More Evil” & “Make The World More Interesting” and a few other wordings.

Well, just for your viewing pleasure I will attempt to copy/paste all my current tweets of “Make The World More Interesting” here.

For the record 99% of these were written by yours truly AND I write them off the top of my devilish head lol

So without further ado, here we go…..

LUCIFER JONES PRESENTS: MAKE THE WORLD A MORE INTERESTING PLACE VOLUME FIVE:

The following @therealdevil “Tweets” were written from July 17th - July 20th 2009

Make The World More Interesting: line up snails and race them…. on the freeway
Make The World More Interesting: walk through town holding a huge blank sign
Make The World More Interesting: carry a boombox (remember those?) play opera music in the hood
Make The World More Interesting: give headstones as christmas gifts
Make The World More Interesting: write you phone number on bathroom walls, then answer it “Police Station”
Make The World More Interesting: carry old people’s groceries…. back to your house!
Make The World More Interesting: trick your uncle into cybersex then blackmail him later
Make The World More Interesting: respond to singles ad’s tell them your me
Make The World More Interesting: superglue your dinner plates to your ceiling
Make The World More Interesting: Try selling your lunch on ebay
Make The World More Interesting: make love to tacos on the subway
Make The World More Interesting: order a foot long at subway ask for human meat
Make The World More Interesting: call up the pet shop, ask how to get cum out of your dog’s fur
Make The World More Interesting: call up the pet shop, ask how to get a hamster out of your friends ass
Make The World More Interesting: call phone sex lines and talk about jesus
Make The World More Interesting: sell baby shirts with 4 arm holes on etsy
Make The World More Interesting: keep a cougar in your bathroom
Make The World More Interesting: cover yourself in oatmeal and go find Willford Brimley!
Make The World More Interesting: fight with your shadow in public
Make The World More Interesting: paint a cardbox box to look like a car, then sit in traffic in it screaming
Make The World More Interesting: paint a cardbox box to look like a car, then call a tow-truck
Make The World More Interesting: paint a cardbox box to look like a car, then take it to the mechanic
Make The World More Interesting: put out restraining orders on the stars of the tv shows you watch
Make The World More Interesting: sell baby clothes and toys outside your local abortion clinic
Make The World More Interesting: call random ppl and tell them you just won the lotto
Make The World More Interesting: Call up your ex and ask them if they’ve noticed any “bumps” around their crotch
Make The World More Interesting: hold random surprise parties for strangers
Make The World More Interesting: take a stuffed animal to the movies, make out with it half way through the movie
Make The World More Interesting: take a stuffed animal to a marriage counselor
Make The World More Interesting:walk your dog, ask ppl how cute your cat is
Make The World More Interesting: dress your cat up in bondage gear, take it to the park
Make The World More Interesting: hand sharp objects to people wearing helmets
Make The World More Interesting: when your kid puts a tooth under the pillow, replace it with a human hand
Make The World More Interesting: take a blind man to the movies, DEMAND a ticket discount
Make The World More Interesting: ask midgets if the elevators smell diff to them
Make The World More Interesting: join the klan, then bitch about your gay black cousin who’s dating a jew
Make The World More Interesting: twist your penis into odd shapes, then show random ppl
Make The World More Interesting: throw lettuce at old ladies
Make The World More Interesting: bring a knife to a gun fight
Make The World More Interesting: make friends with the homeless, then take them garage saling
Make The World More Interesting: take a blow up doll to meet your family
Make The World More Interesting: take a midget to a carnival, they can’t ride the rides but they can hold your stuff
Make The World More Interesting: smuggle drugs in your neighbors luggage
Make The World More Interesting: order hardcore gay porn, have it sent to your local church
Make The World More Interesting: chat with ppl online, tell them you’ve just got out of jail and are looking for love
Make The World More Interesting: adopt a 3 legged dog, then put it under you neighbors car and start screeming
Make The World More Interesting: have a passion of the christ movie party, and cheer through the gory parts
Make The World More Interesting: crash a funeral and dry hump the corpse
Make The World More Interesting: crash a funeral and kidnap the corpse
Make The World More Interesting: crash a funeral and start screaming “Daddy (or) Mommy WHY WHY WHY”
Make The World More Interesting: crash a Will Reading, wait till the end then yell “That SON OF A BITCH!”
Make The World More Interesting: crash a bah mitzvah bring a frying pan and ask for prime cuts

To Be Concluded Tomorrow (I hope lol)

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