Hell’s Authors

Many people want to know more about the authors of The Real Devil blog, and here is where you will get all your burning questions answered, (well ok, maybe not, but none the less, here you will learn about our authors!)
	Lucifer Jones: Aka: Satan, The Devil, The Evil One Once God’s right hand man, and one of the seven "creators" of earth, Lucifer met his fate one night during the first (and last) deity Poker Tourney, the game lasted 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours, till the only two left player were God and Lucifer. God lost and since he was such a sore looser, he first killed 3 of the deities that were making fun of him, and then he banished Lucifer to earth for the rest of eternity. Awhile later Lucifer would construct Hell, and got into a "Numbers Game" with God, where at the end of the world, whoever had the most souls under their control would rule over Heaven and Earth. These days Lucifer spends his time online trying to set the record straight about himself, and show the world who the true bad guy is.

Azrael: Aka: Joe, Az Azrael’s history is mostly a crock of lies, started by Az himself, He mainly did it to try and pick up chicks lol. If you google Azrael, you’d read that is pretty important, and that he looks over the living and the dead, he ‘works’ for both God and Lucifer and he holds this "master list" folks, that is just pure bull! In all honesty, Az is a glorified accountant, nothing more, he is in charge of a list, but it’s nothing really special! in fact were not even sure what is actually on the list to be honest. At any rate, Az is in charge of new arrivals, Hell activities, and a few other things, from time to time you will see his posts on the blog, mainly posting photos and other stuff. Sorry to burst your bubble about the Az Man, but MOST of what you have heard about Hell is PURE BULLSHIT!

	Bezzlebub: Aka: Bub, Bubby, ‘Hey You’ Bub is another one who TOTALLY TWISTED himself in history, first up he has NO ‘fly like qualities’ and he is also NOT "The Lord Of The Flies" OR Lucifer’s second in command! Bub is nothing more then a lackey, a henchmen, the guy who does all the odd jobs here in hell. In fact Bub’s main role is keeping track of the massive Hell Calendar, the thing that holds all the births and deaths of all the souls damned to Hell. Now while SOME may think that could be an important job, it’s not! Bub is just a glorified secretary, who makes even less then most secretaries lol! Bub is invaluable though, we’ve never found anyone else who works as hard and as cheap as he does in Hell!